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    COLUMN: Batteries not needed

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    The words “Batteries not included” are found on many of the things we purchase these days. If we had to buy enough batteries at...

    COLUMN: The perfect regift

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    At first glance, it wasn’t much of a gift, just a cheap pocket knife made of flimsy metal and plastic. It probably came from...

    COLUMN: Let’s go outside to play

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    At the risk of sounding like an old man, I have realized there is a great difference in how the youth of today entertain...

    COLUMN: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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    We’ve all seen the commercials that gave birth to the catchphrase, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Since the 1980s, it has...

    COLUMN: Sweet Savannah

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    Yes, I am a country boy, but one of my favorite places to visit in this world is a city. No, I do not...

    COLUMN: Just a matter of time

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    I need to vent, so please don’t judge me — just listen. I’ve got a problem with time. And yes, I know some of...

    COLUMN: Duck, Duck, Jeep

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    You may have that friend, or a strange cousin named Booger Ray, who has more miscellaneous junk than a neighborhood hardware store, all piled...

    COLUMN: The First Flight

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    The plane trip began in Tuscaloosa, and stopped in Jackson, before it finally reached Dallas. Later in life, taking this hopscotch flight was as...

    COLUMN: Tumor Humor

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    “Laughter is the best medicine” is a cliché everyone knows. And it is based on the truth. Studies have shown that laughter relieves stress,...

    COLUMN: What a day!

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    I wrote a song a couple of years ago that said, “I’m going to have a good day, anyway – no matter what comes...

    COLUMN: Let’s go out to eat

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    Back when I was growing up, if Mama said, “Let’s go out to eat,” we did not head for the car.  We weren’t going...

    COLUMN: Things don’t always go as planned

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    Jean and I are frequent visitors at antiques shops and malls. We often find treasures there that end up either in our house or...

    COLUMN: Paw Paw goes to college

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    Well, it’s official and it feels weird. So weird, that I dug up my old fraternity jacket to see if it fits. Not even...

    COLUMN: The final leg of our Western trip

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    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/07/20/column-from-dinosaurs-to-devils Have you ever seen one of our presidents? On June 6, 1991, on the 47th anniversary of D-Day, I saw and heard...

    COLUMN: Milestone Birthdays

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    Everybody has a birthday and everybody has one every year. Well, except for those individuals who were born on Feb. 29. Recently, I think...

    COLUMN: Back to Broadway

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    Excuse me, but did you ask me if I had ever been on Broadway? Well, yes, as a matter of fact I have. I...

    COLUMN: The misadventures of Handyman

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    It all started with the best of intentions. My sister had a small, ornate, antique table with a broken leg, and since she knew...

    COLUMN: From dinosaurs to devils

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    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/07/14/column-we-made-it-to-north-dakota We visited two dinosaur museums on our trip. My favorite was Montana’s Glendive Dinosaur and Fossil Museum, which presents the dinosaur from...

    COLUMN: A letter from my dog

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    Hey Joe! This is your dog, Roscoe. It’s hard to believe it’s been over six years since you picked us up from the side of...

    COLUMN: We made it to North Dakota

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    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/07/06/column-south-dakota-is-amazing Almost 221 years ago, in 1804, Lewis and Clark headed west under the commission of President Thomas Jefferson, to see what we...

    COLUMN: South Dakota is amazing

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    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/06/29/column-we-made-it-to-rapid-city-but-not-rapidly After a few hours of sleep in Rapid City, we began our journey at the drug store…Wall Drug Store. Wall Drug is...

    COLUMN: We Made it to Rapid City but not rapidly

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    Jean and I had planned a mega road trip for the summer of 2020. The few remaining states on our bucket list of setting...

    COLUMN: Water aerobics – H2 oh no!

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    Since I had knee surgery earlier this year, I’ve been looking for a low impact method of exercise. Actually, my wife has been looking...

    COLUMN: The longest journey of my life

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    By this point in my life, I have been on quite a few journeys. I do love to travel and experience new things.  I’m...

    COLUMN: 50 years didn’t take as long as I thought

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    It happened 50 years ago, on Saturday, June 14, 1975. I remember that day so well that it almost seems like it was last...

    COLUMN: The Class of 2037

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    It was a big day. Especially if you were one of the 150 or so 5-year-olds in color-coded T-shirts marching down the aisle of...

    COLUMN: Making memories for a lifetime

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    I have heard it said that real painters don’t need a drop cloth. One person who had told me that, later that same day...

    COLUMN: What’s under your bed?

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    Jennifer Garner must have asked me a thousand times, “What’s in your wallet?” The answer is always the same, “Nothing, absolutely nothing!” I keep...

    COLUMN: I can see clearly now

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    At my age, the time has come. One of the last parts of my body that was still working properly finally needs help, and...

    COLUMN: Where are you from?

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    Chances are I am not from where you live, but I may have been there. I may have even lived there at one time...

    COLUMN: Dumped

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    You remember your first girlfriend or boyfriend. The one that was going to last forever. The one that made you stop eating - which...

    COLUMN: One to whom I owe so much

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    Who was the first person in this world I ever laid eyes on? Okay, yes, the very first one may have been the doctor...

    COLUMN: A fresh coat of paint works wonders

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    She said, “What do you not do? You write, you sing, you play instruments and you even build instruments. Do you paint?” I grinned and...

    COLUMN: Breakup songs

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    Wait for a rainy, cold, black-and-white movie kind of afternoon. Have a box of tissues handy, then grab a pint of Ben and Jerry’s....

    COLUMN: The Olympics for older athletes

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    Editor’s note: This column was written last week. I am a Baby Boomer. There, I said it, and I’m not ashamed of it. I was...

    COLUMN: March madness wasn’t just basketball

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    Sports fans, especially college basketball fans, can tell you that March Madness is the nickname of the NCAA Championship Tournament. Basketball, however, is not...

    COLUMN: We took a trip back in time

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    Jean and I just spent three days on a magnificent mountain that has, or is near, beautiful bluffs, gorgeous gorges, carved canyons, cavernous caves,...

    COLUMN: 19 things boys need growing up

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    As I look back on the life I’ve lived, I seem to focus a lot on my childhood. I think most anyone does. As...

    COLUMN: I hear that mailman coming

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    Well, I hear that mailman coming, he’s rolling around the bend, and I ain’t seen a letter, since 2010. That’s because the mail doesn’t...

    COLUMN: I just can’t seem to remember

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    I think I may have surely come to that stage and age in life where I can’t…I can’t…well, now I can’t remember what I...

    COLUMN: No shirt, no shoes, no filter!

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    I pulled a couple of boxes of photos down from my closet the other day. These photographs were mostly black and white relics made...

    COLUMN: I’ll take a bottle of Coke, please

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    My first drinks of choice were either a Sun-Rise Orange, Nehi Grape or NuGrape. When I was a little older, my favorite became Coca-Cola....

    COLUMN: A cake fit for a king

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    What is as sweet as sugar, purple, gold and green all over and has a baby inside? A king cake! A king cake is...

    COLUMN: Honk if you lost a car

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    I own a red Chevrolet pick-up truck. When I bought it a few years ago, I decided that it would be a good idea...

    COLUMN: The importance of reunions

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    How do you have a reunion with a group of people when you have never met most of them? You can do that when...

    COLUMN: A holiday is simply 1 day

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    Editor’s note: Written prior to Valentine’s Day You probably won’t get the day off from work, or school, on Valentine’s Day. You will be hard...

    COLUMN: I have gone back to college

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    I am most thankful to have had the opportunity to get a college and seminary education. There was a time in my younger life...

    COLUMN: Grandma groupies

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    I heard a rumbling noise coming from the second floor of my house. Since we almost never go up there, I thought that one...

    COLUMN: Going back where I’ve already been

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    The late Johnny Cash had a hit song back in 1996 in which he claimed to have been everywhere, man! He mentioned 92 cities...

    COLUMN: Aunt Ginnie

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    The first time I went to their home was for a family Thanksgiving dinner. Actually, it was the midday meal, but down here we...

    COLUMN: Drones fell on Alabama

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    These drone sightings over New Jersey remind me of a time years ago when mysterious lights were spotted over Birmingham, Alabama. I know because...

    COLUMN: The real Christmas story

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    Once upon a time, long, long ago, there lived a young lady named Mary. Mary was engaged to be married to a man named...

    COLUMN: Good dogs

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    “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” Mark Twain I read where author...

    COLUMN: What can I get for this?

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    I’ve noticed in recent years, even though I’ve paid for a motel/hotel room in advance, the check-in clerk always wants my credit card for...

    COLUMN: Fry me to the moon

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    I was born in the South. And I live in the South. That means I eat fried food – me and about everybody else...

    COLUMN: A ride down the Rhine River

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    When I saw the handwriting on the wall, I knew we were no longer in Kansas; excuse me, I meant Alabama. As a matter...

    COLUMN: Let’s get rolling

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    I was talking to a friend’s daughter at a high school football game. When I asked her if they had any special Homecoming activities...

    COLUMN: Why did he say that?

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    People can say some strange things. Some of these statements are quite annoying, while others may be funny and enjoyable. Some of the things...

    COLUMN: Boy on a hot tin roof

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    Mama had a mysterious situation. Her dried apples kept disappearing. Each day their number seemed to be less than it had been the day...

    COLUMN: Cowboys and channel changers

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    I’m sitting in my favorite chair, TV remote in hand, shaking my head in disbelief. There’s nothing good to watch on television. Unless, of course,...

    COLUMN: Arguments

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    One of the most memorable lines I ever heard in high school was delivered to my friend Randy when he got into a heated...

    COLUMN: Tips for deer season prep from local hunter Nick Rice

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    October will be here before we know it, and we all know what that means, bow season opener. July is a great time to...

    COLUMN: The old man’s watch

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    Since It was my fourth trip to the watch repair shop, I didn’t have high hopes. I’m sure the little Russian man who owned...

    COLUMN: Fishin’ and cheatin’ – caught lead handed!

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    I just read an article about a man who was disqualified from a fishing tournament for cheating. Y’all, I think Jesus is coming soon....

    COLUMN: Dear Coach Saban

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    Dear Coach Saban, Since I wrote a letter to Kalen DeBoer a few weeks ago and gave him some pointers about the South, I thought...

    COLUMN: Grandparent’s names – they call you what?

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    From my personal perspective, one of the most wonderful things about having grandchildren (besides being able to give them back) is that we get...

    COLUMN: Comics – they ain’t funny!

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    It was a horrible, sickening phone call. Within a few seconds, my hopes and dreams were crushed like someone stepping on a Coke can....

    COLUMN: Common scents

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    My wife Carol has been strongly suggesting (I call it nagging) that I visit my doctor and get the once over. I told her...

    COLUMN: Old theatre, old memories

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    I recently went to see singer Jackson Browne perform at the Alabama Theatre in downtown Birmingham, and a curious thing happened. After the first...

    COLUMN: Celebrating in the Wundergarten – Cultivate Cullman

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    CULTIVATE CULLMAN: The Countywide Arts & Gardening Celebration, which includes “Culinary Cullman” and musicians with Cullman County roots, grew from a seed of an...

    COLUMN: Stop and smell the corn dogs!

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    I drove by our community ballpark the other day and saw that the All-Star baseball games were well underway. It’s hard to believe that...

    COLUMN: Celebrating in the Wundergarten – Arts in the Garden

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    ARTS IN THE GARDEN is a new way to enjoy the natural beauty of Sportsman Lake, the 70-year old,  Cullman County Parks and Recreation,...

    150 ways to celebrate the Cullman countryside on our 150th birthday

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    The 1870s founders of Cullman County in the “Hill Country” of north Alabama traditionally celebrated the area’s birth year as 1873. So, 2023 is...

    COLUMN: Celebrating in the Wundergarten – Weathering storms

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    “Every storm, no matter how big and strong, passes eventually. Just know and remember that your spirit is much bigger and stronger than any...

    COLUMN: Celebrating in the Wundergarten – Alabama folktales

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    The collector’s edition of “WUNDERGARTEN,” the folktale I set in 1870s Colonial Cullman, was birthed this week. (Signed copies available at Leldon’s in the...

    COLUMN: Celebrating in the Wundergarten – Dear garden giant pretzels

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    What Cullman needs now is love, sweet love…and a DEAR GARDEN. This would be a gathering place embracing things we hold dear: tradition plus...

    SPORTS COLUMN: A calm week 8 of college football turns chaotic

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    A Calm Week Turns Chaotic. In a week that gave us no ranked vs ranked matchups it seemed this would would be a cake walk,...

    SPORTS COLUMN: College Football Playoff talk heating up after week 7

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    Back in Business: Alabama blows out Bulldogs. Despite a slow start offensively Alabama was able to turn a 21-6 halftime lead into a 49-9 blowout....

    SPORTS COLUMN: Looking back at week 5 of the college football...

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    -Get Your Popcorn Ready. It would be easy to look at the Alabama v. Ole Miss game and think no. 1 Alabama just dominated,...

    WFF Enforcement K9 Unit a different breed

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    One turkey hunter was extremely grateful that the Alabama Wildlife and Freshwater Fisheries (WFF) Law Enforcement Section has a K9 unit, although there is...

    From Cheaha to Meaher, state parks diversity abounds

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    Cheaha State Park's Callie Thornton takes in the vista at Bald Rock. (Photo by David Rainer) By David Rainer, Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural...

    Part 3: There but for fortune: a mother’s story

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      This is the true story of heartache, physical, sexual and alcohol abuse, love, hate, financial burdens and finally, finding joy, happiness and hope.   We trust...

    Part 2: There but for fortune: a mother’s story

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      This is the true story of heartache, physical, sexual and alcohol abuse, love, hate, financial burdens and finally, finding joy, happiness and hope. We trust...

    Part 1: There but for fortune: a mother’s story

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      This is the true story of heartache, physical, sexual and alcohol abuse, love, hate, financial burdens and finally, finding joy, happiness and hope. We trust...

    Thank goodness for farmers

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    Perhaps you had milk with your cereal this morning; if so, you can thank a farmer. Or maybe, if you buttered your whole wheat...

    First day of school

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    They say that one of the strongest memory triggers is the sense of smell. That must be true because whenever I smell chalk or...