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    Ah, Thanksgiving — the holiday built around gratitude, family and, of course, food. I could add football to the list, but most games on Thanksgiving are so dull they just hasten the inevitable post-meal nap.   It’s definitely an American holiday that’s based on abundance.  Every November, families gather around dining...
    The penny has been pronounced dead. Well, actually, there’s plenty of them still rolling around, but rumor has it that their production has stopped. Some say that the last one was minted on Nov. 12. This marks the end of an era that has lasted 233 years, dating back...
    Recently I have been re-reading some my favorite books. I just finished Ann B. Ross’s novel, “Miss Julia to the Rescue” and Ann George’s “Murder Carries a Torch.”   Ann B. Ross wrote a series about Miss Julia. In “Miss Julia to the Rescue,” she and her handy home helper Etta Mae Wiggins...
    I left the doctor’s office, got into my car and began screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs. I have had enough. When I visited this doctor to get a second opinion on my thyroid cancer, his opinion was to do more surgery. And my opinion is I...
    When I was a kid, I loved to make crazy faces. I think I learned it from watching the late, great Red Skelton. Skelton, as well as Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis, were masters of facial comedy.  When I demonstrated my own version of facial comedy, Mama always told...
    A couple of days after our recent visit to Andy Griffith’s hometown of Mt. Airy, North Carolina, we visited the home and library/museum of another famous North Carolinian – Dr. Billy Graham.  I had never realized the comparisons and contrast between those two men. They both grew up in...
    It was total chaos at the Dollar General store in Margaret, Alabama. People rushed out the doors carrying poster board, silver balloons and rolls of crepe paper. The party supply aisle looked as if a mob of looters had swept through it. Outside, throngs of white-haired grandparents frantically taped...
    The third week in October is one of my favorite weeks of the year. No, I’m not talking about a game…I’m talking about fall, y’all. I love the cooler temperatures and the lower humidity. My eyes dance as they take in the brilliant orange, yellow and red leaves that...

    COLUMN: Batteries not needed

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    The words “Batteries not included” are found on many of the things we purchase these days. If we had to buy enough batteries at one time for everything we own, we might have to remortgage the farm! It seems that most everything we use or play these days either...

    COLUMN: The perfect regift

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    At first glance, it wasn’t much of a gift, just a cheap pocket knife made of flimsy metal and plastic. It probably came from a flea market or an arcade game at a pizza parlor. Yet of all the gifts I received at my 40th birthday party many years...
    “Pickleball and Peril” is the fifth novel in a cozy murder series, The Senior Snoop Society Mysteries. Three retired women in their 70s find out they still have the vitality and wits to solve murders that the police cannot. Imagine Jessica Fletcher meets the Golden Girls! The Senior Snoop Society is...
    Last week, I was reminded of the old wood-workers’ idiom that says, “Measure twice, cut once.” I remembered the advice immediately after I demonstrated why it was said. Sometimes, you can measure once and cut twice, but only if you’ve cut your piece too long. You can always cut...
    At the risk of sounding like an old man, I have realized there is a great difference in how the youth of today entertain themselves and how the youth of my generation did so. One big difference is that we mostly played outdoors. It was safer to do so back...
    Fear alerts us. Courage responds. But hope, well, hope is what carries us forward when the dust settles and the long road lies ahead. Hope is often misunderstood. Some see it as wishful thinking, a fragile feeling with no substance. But true hope is far stronger.  It is not passive; it...
    We’ve all seen the commercials that gave birth to the catchphrase, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Since the 1980s, it has been on television, shirts, hats, songs and just about everywhere imaginable. If people were like Weebles, when we fall getting back up would not be...

    Editorial: Courage in action

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    Fear may sound the alarm, but it is courage that carries us forward. Time and again, history reminds us that progress is never written by those who let fear decide their next step.  It is written by those who feel the weight of fear, acknowledge it and choose to move...

    COLUMN: Sweet Savannah

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    Yes, I am a country boy, but one of my favorite places to visit in this world is a city. No, I do not love all cities, but I do love Savannah, Georgia. Jean and I spent the latter half of last week there. I took her there for...
    When companies scout new locations, the standard checklist includes availability of a quality and skilled workforce, infrastructure, and operating costs. Yet public safety, too often underestimated, plays an important role. Public safety officials protect people and assets, which strengthens the long-term stability of businesses both large and small. Law enforcement...

    COLUMN: Just a matter of time

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    I need to vent, so please don’t judge me — just listen. I’ve got a problem with time. And yes, I know some of you are already muttering, “Duh! Everyone your age has a problem with time — there’s not enough of it left!” Very funny. But my issue isn’t...
    Fear is a curious thing. It is both a gift and a burden, a spark that keeps us alive and a shadow that can keep us from truly living.  At its best, fear warns us. It sharpens the senses, tells us to take cover in the storm, to pause before...
    September is Suicide Prevention Month. I would like to share some of my thoughts. At 51 years old I am doing some reflection on my life. As fall approaches, F. Scott Fitzgerald quotes, "Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall."I have been working on...
    Social media is a plague. Two days ago, I opened social media and one of the first videos in my feed was a horrific video of the murder of Charlie Kirk in front of thousands of students. It was visceral. It was gory. It was horrific. And it broke my heart. For...

    COLUMN: Duck, Duck, Jeep

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    You may have that friend, or a strange cousin named Booger Ray, who has more miscellaneous junk than a neighborhood hardware store, all piled high inside his favorite mode of transportation. If their vehicle looks like that, can you imagine how their house must look? We may be afraid...
    Every September, we say the right words about Suicide Prevention Month. Then October comes, and too often the conversation goes quiet. We can’t afford the silence.  Suicide remains a persistent, preventable tragedy — one that disproportionately claims the lives of men — and prevention has to be a year-round habit,...

    COLUMN: The First Flight

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    The plane trip began in Tuscaloosa, and stopped in Jackson, before it finally reached Dallas. Later in life, taking this hopscotch flight was as aggravating as a floater in my eye. But not when I was 21 years old. Not when I was headed to my first big job...
    Over the past month, changes at the Cullman Post Office have begun to show. Packages and letters are moving again, thanks in large part to the tireless work of local carriers.  These men and women are working 12-hour days to keep the system afloat. They deserve our gratitude. When you see...

    COLUMN: Tumor Humor

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    “Laughter is the best medicine” is a cliché everyone knows. And it is based on the truth. Studies have shown that laughter relieves stress, releases endorphins and helps your overall well-being. But in the case of cancer, I don’t think it’s true. If my doctor wants to treat me...

    COLUMN: What a day!

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    I wrote a song a couple of years ago that said, “I’m going to have a good day, anyway – no matter what comes my way.” I have tried to live by that declaration, but I have to tell you, last Monday tested the limits! What began with a...
    When Cullman was celebrating its 150th birthday, we were asked to participate in the celebration. In thinking about the best way to honor our heritage, I thought, “Why not conduct a worship service according to the structure and language of our forefathers?” Then my brain went wild with questions....
    Back when I was growing up, if Mama said, “Let’s go out to eat,” we did not head for the car.  We weren’t going anywhere. She literally meant out…as in outside…as in not in the house. I could count on my digits the number of times my family went out...
    The United States Postal Service (USPS) was built on one promise: to deliver the nation’s mail, fairly and without exception. But this week in Cullman, that promise was broken. Subscribers who didn’t receive their Tribune on time have one thing to blame — management. District Manager June Martindale reportedly told...
    Jean and I are frequent visitors at antiques shops and malls. We often find treasures there that end up either in our house or in my own antiques booth. I love to find items I can rebuild, refinish or repurpose and then pass them on to someone else. Recently, we...
    “Atmosphere” is a historical fiction novel set in the late 1970s and early 1980s during the development of NASA’s space shuttle program. I am struggling with the realization that I am old enough for my youth to be considered historical. The novel begins in 1984 during an emergency in space and continues...
    Well, it’s official and it feels weird. So weird, that I dug up my old fraternity jacket to see if it fits. Not even close, by the way. I’m sure you are asking why I would do such a thing. Because after almost a half century, I’m headed back...
    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/07/20/column-from-dinosaurs-to-devils Have you ever seen one of our presidents? On June 6, 1991, on the 47th anniversary of D-Day, I saw and heard President George H.W. Bush in Atlanta, at the annual meeting of the Southern Baptist Convention. In 2007, I saw George W. Bush when he spoke at...
    Everybody has a birthday and everybody has one every year. Well, except for those individuals who were born on Feb. 29. Recently, I think I’ve had two or three each year! Some birthdays are more exciting than others. Sixteenth birthdays have not always been special; however, they have been...
    In today’s highly charged political landscape, the terms “political action committee” (PAC) and “special interest group” (SIG) are often used interchangeably; however, they are not the same thing.  As we head deeper into the election season, especially at the local and state level here in Alabama, understanding the distinctions between...
    No candidate secured more than 50% of the vote in the State House District 12 Special Primary Election on July 15. That means Republicans Cindy Myrex and Clint Hollingsworth will face off in the State House District 12 Special Primary Runoff Election on Aug. 12. Before that, however, both Republican...

    COLUMN: Back to Broadway

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    Excuse me, but did you ask me if I had ever been on Broadway? Well, yes, as a matter of fact I have. I have walked on Broadway, and I saw “Phantom of the Opera” there. I have never performed “on” Broadway, but last week I did perform “at”...
    It all started with the best of intentions. My sister had a small, ornate, antique table with a broken leg, and since she knew I fooled around with old furniture, asked if I could fix it. “Oh sure, I can,” I said. “Why don’t you let me take it home?”...
    Work. More work. Rinse and repeat. Job No. 1. Job No. 2. Sometimes job No. 3. Loop. Clean the yard. Clean the house. Spend time with the kids. Cook dinner. Do it again. Hobbies? Fitness? Church? Mental health? Who’s got time? Single father? Single mother? Family of five? New parents? We’re all in...
    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/07/14/column-we-made-it-to-north-dakota We visited two dinosaur museums on our trip. My favorite was Montana’s Glendive Dinosaur and Fossil Museum, which presents the dinosaur from a biblical perspective. There we saw a giant Tyrannosaurus rex in mid roar!  Well, OK, but we did see a full-size cast of one, as...
    Chanel Cleeton is the author of several novels centered around the Hispanic culture. My favorites are “Next Year in Havana” and “The Last Train to Key West.” “The House on Biscayne Bay” is an enjoyable read. Her other novels center around the Perez family either in Cuba, Miami or Barcelona. This novel...
    Hey Joe! This is your dog, Roscoe. It’s hard to believe it’s been over six years since you picked us up from the side of the highway. That’s a real long time for us, so I thought it might be a good time to tell you exactly what happened.  My sister,...
    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/07/06/column-south-dakota-is-amazing Almost 221 years ago, in 1804, Lewis and Clark headed west under the commission of President Thomas Jefferson, to see what we had bought in the Louisiana Purchase. In the fall of that year, the explorers had made their way westward to what would eventually become North...
    Continued from www.cullmantribune.com/2025/06/29/column-we-made-it-to-rapid-city-but-not-rapidly After a few hours of sleep in Rapid City, we began our journey at the drug store…Wall Drug Store. Wall Drug is more akin to a shopping mall for tourist than a drugstore, but it began as a drugstore back in 1931. There is a drugstore still...
    This is a new series for Michael Connelly. His previous series were about Los Angeles Police Detective Harry Bosch and the Lincoln Lawyer, his half-brother Mickey Haller. Connelly has a relatively new series about Renee Ballard. The Harry Bosch series has 24 novels and the Lincoln Lawyer series has...
    Alabama has taken a shocking step backward. In late June 2025, Governor Kay Ivey signed a bill into law that effectively bans the sale and distribution of hemp-derived products like Delta-8 and Delta-10 THC across the state.  After years of slow but steady progress — and millions in tax revenue...
    Jean and I had planned a mega road trip for the summer of 2020. The few remaining states on our bucket list of setting foot in all 50 states included North Dakota. When you live in Alabama, you don’t go to North Dakota…unless…you are going to North Dakota. It...
    Cullman deserves more than familiar names and empty chairs. In a time when every vote carries weight, too many are still cast based on little more than a last name, a family friend’s recommendation or a yard sign seen on the drive to work. That might have sufficed decades ago....
    Since I had knee surgery earlier this year, I’ve been looking for a low impact method of exercise. Actually, my wife has been looking for me. My choice was no exercise – that’s low impact, right? Of course, she completely ignored my comments and promptly enrolled me in her...
    By this point in my life, I have been on quite a few journeys. I do love to travel and experience new things.  I’m aways excited to take off on a new journey and always a little saddened when it’s over, but at the same time, I’m always glad...
    On the heels of graduation season here in Alabama, and reflecting on more than 20 years after assuming the presidency of Wallace State Community College, I am more certain than ever about what it takes for a college degree to have real meaning and value for our students and...
    It happened 50 years ago, on Saturday, June 14, 1975. I remember that day so well that it almost seems like it was last week, or at most the week before that! I remember that it rained that day, but it stopped prior to the wedding. As the song...
    “Death Valley Duel” is the ninth novel in Scott Graham’s National Park Mystery Series. As an environmentalist and author, Graham has created a series of mystery novels that take place in the National Parks in the west. His descriptives of the west are spellbinding. He makes it easy to visualize the terrain. The main character...
    It was a big day. Especially if you were one of the 150 or so 5-year-olds in color-coded T-shirts marching down the aisle of an overflowing Baptist church. Because today was their kindergarten graduation day.  As a supportive grandparent, I was there – along with the hundreds of other relatives...
    I have heard it said that real painters don’t need a drop cloth. One person who had told me that, later that same day knocked a gallon of paint off his ladder. He descended to the floor almost as quickly as the paint can had, while the spilled paint...
    Jennifer Garner must have asked me a thousand times, “What’s in your wallet?” The answer is always the same, “Nothing, absolutely nothing!” I keep hoping maybe she has put some money in there without me knowing, but no, it’s still nothing. A more pertinent question might be, “What’s under...
    At my age, the time has come. One of the last parts of my body that was still working properly finally needs help, and needs it now. No, it’s not that, you sickos. It’s my eyes. At long last I’m joining the millions of people who need to wear...
    “Open Season” is the 40th book in the Dr. Alex Delaware book series by Jonathan Kellerman. The main characters are Delaware, who is a child psychologist, and Detective Milo Sturgis, a homicide lieutenant with the LAPD. When the series began, Delaware is working with seriously troubled children and teens at a children’s hospital....
    As Memorial Day approaches, Americans nationwide prepare to honor the brave men and women who gave their lives in service to our country. Ceremonies will be held, flags will be flown at half-staff and families will gather to pay tribute. But amid the solemnity and gratitude lies a quieter,...
    No, I did not fight at the Alamo, at least not in Texas. I arrived a little too late and missed it by at least a few decades. I did, however, visit the Alamo, and I was quite glad there was no fighting going on there at that time....
    “Overkill” is the 18th novel in J A Jance’s Ali Reynold’s series. Ali Reynolds has certainly undergone a transition from the first novel, “Edge of Evil,” published in 2005. At that time Ali is a television news anchor in California who has been fired from her job. Struggling with the loss of her job,...
    There are countless things in life that I’m grateful for — too many to list without keeping you here for days. But woven into all of them is something deeper, something often overlooked: the reason I even have the freedom to be grateful in the first place. Growing up in...
    Chances are I am not from where you live, but I may have been there. I may have even lived there at one time or another. Through the years, I have been blessed to see many wonderful and beautiful places and met many marvelous people. I have lived in...

    COLUMN: Dumped

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    You remember your first girlfriend or boyfriend. The one that was going to last forever. The one that made you stop eating - which is very difficult in my case. The one that makes every romantic song on the air seem like it’s talking to you. The one that...
    During the 2025 regular session of the Alabama Legislature, lawmakers have worked hard to address the needs and issues in every portion of our state - from the Gulf Coast to the Tennessee Valley, from the Wiregrass to the Blackbelt, from the big cities to the small towns, and...
    Who was the first person in this world I ever laid eyes on? Okay, yes, the very first one may have been the doctor who delivered me, but I didn’t know him, so he doesn’t count. He was not the one with whom I had spent every moment of...
    America’s economic future hinges on energy — its reliability, affordability and availability. Nowhere is that future being written more decisively than in Alabama. While much of the country debates how to adapt to growing energy demands, Alabama is acting. With foresight and purpose, our state is building a foundation of...
    The need for accountability and broader perspectives In recent times, Cullman County residents have witnessed a concerning trend among some elected officials: a shift in positions and policies that seem to align more with personal or political gain than with the commitments made to voters.  This phenomenon, often referred to as...
    She said, “What do you not do? You write, you sing, you play instruments and you even build instruments. Do you paint?” I grinned and said, “Oh, yes ma’am, I sure do paint.” Then she asked, “When did first begin painting?” I replied, “I can’t say for certain, but I think the...

    COLUMN: Breakup songs

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    Wait for a rainy, cold, black-and-white movie kind of afternoon. Have a box of tissues handy, then grab a pint of Ben and Jerry’s. If you’ve got time, watch “Casablanca.” Now, go back in time and think about a breakup – the one that wounded you the most, and...
    I’m wondering if Saturdays have always been cake-baking day. That seemed to have been the case when I was a child, and now, many years later, actually, even many decades later, it still seems so. I have baked a few cakes myself, but it’s been a while. While I...
    President Abraham Lincoln said, "You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time." Until now, I have refrained from commenting or opening the door to counter-criticisms in response...
    I did not grow up in a family of readers. Oh, I don’t mean my family was illiterate.  My parents could read; they simply didn’t do much of it. They read what they needed to read, but I can’t recall either of them sitting around reading a great deal....
    Here’s a friendly reminder to all of you travelers hitting the road this spring and summer: your GPS routing system is only as good as the information you put in it. Simply put, if you type in the wrong address, it’s going to take you to the wrong place,...
    Keeping to his word, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has initiated the re-renaming of military bases. Renaming, not to their original names, but their rightful Confederate names. Will this restoration of Southern heritage return to the great state of Alabama? Very likely. Especially now that Alabama Secretary of State (and future Lt....
    Editor’s note: This column was written last week. I am a Baby Boomer. There, I said it, and I’m not ashamed of it. I was born right smack in the middle of the boom. We Boomers were born between 1946 and 1964. I landed here in 1955. Yes, I am...
    Happy NCAA Division III Week from Alabama’s only NCAA Division III institution – Huntingdon College in Montgomery. This week, Huntingdon joins the over 400 other NCAA Division III institutions across the country in shining the spotlight on the uniqueness of this classification of intercollegiate athletics. Huntingdon proudly sponsors 21...
    Sports fans, especially college basketball fans, can tell you that March Madness is the nickname of the NCAA Championship Tournament. Basketball, however, is not the only madness that happens in March, and strangely enough, it isn’t always contained in March. This year’s tournament, along with two-remaining SEC teams, will...
    If you have a minute to read an excerpt from long-winded Lauren’s heart:  I run. I run often. I enjoy it. It relieves stress for me.  I think the reason I truly enjoy running is because for that moment you dedicate yourself to running — it’s the only thing that exists.  Problems...
    Jean and I just spent three days on a magnificent mountain that has, or is near, beautiful bluffs, gorgeous gorges, carved canyons, cavernous caves, wonderful waterfalls, wide waters, babbling brooks, crooked creeks and at least one rambling river that runs on top of a mountain. All of this is...
    As I look back on the life I’ve lived, I seem to focus a lot on my childhood. I think most anyone does. As the time between now and then grows longer, our memories seem to grow fonder. However, I readily admit that life is mostly better nowadays, although...
    Well, I hear that mailman coming, he’s rolling around the bend, and I ain’t seen a letter, since 2010. That’s because the mail doesn’t deliver personalized letters and cards like it once did.  I miss that. That’s not the mail carrier’s fault, but the mail sender’s fault. I’m not necessarily...
    “Here One Moment” opens on a flight from the Tasmanian capital of Hobart to Sydney. It would have been a short trip, except there is a two-hour delay for departure. The passengers are getting restless and anxious. Everyone is frazzled about being late, or missing an important event. Or, like the young mother...
    Today (March 19, 2025) is the 15th legislative day of the 2025 regular session, which marks the halfway point allowed by the Alabama Constitution, and while much work still awaits us, the Senate has already approved several significant measures designed to make an already great state even better.It is...
    I think I may have surely come to that stage and age in life where I can’t…I can’t…well, now I can’t remember what I was going to say. Oh, that was it, that stage where I just can’t seem to remember things. I’ve come to that time in life...
    I pulled a couple of boxes of photos down from my closet the other day. These photographs were mostly black and white relics made with a camera and film that was dropped off at the drug store for developing. How do I explain a negative to a Gen Z’er? As...
    My first drinks of choice were either a Sun-Rise Orange, Nehi Grape or NuGrape. When I was a little older, my favorite became Coca-Cola. The one I loved most came in a green-colored, 6.5-ounce, thick glass bottle. Maybe it is just my imagination, or my sentimental nostalgia, but I...
    What is as sweet as sugar, purple, gold and green all over and has a baby inside? A king cake! A king cake is a cake fit for a king. In my family, it is a cake fit for Kings and Woods. My family, which includes Jean and me,...
    I own a red Chevrolet pick-up truck. When I bought it a few years ago, I decided that it would be a good idea to buy a bright color. That’s because on more than one occasion I couldn’t find my old truck, a silver Toyota, at the local Piggly...
    Alabama Secretary of State Wes Allen recently signed a joint letter to President Donald Trump with 19 other conservative secretaries of state urging the repeal of the Corporate Transparency Act (CTA). Below is the content of a media release issued by Allen’s office: This repeal would cut government fees and red...
    ADDISON, Ala. – In today's world of instant gratification and what have you done for me lately, it begs the question, what does a high school football coach have to do to keep his job in this new age? Is it just winning? If that's the case what kind of winning? State...
    How do you have a reunion with a group of people when you have never met most of them? You can do that when the group is made up of people with whom you have something special in common. Many reunions are with people who attended school together and maybe...
    Editor’s note: Written prior to Valentine’s Day You probably won’t get the day off from work, or school, on Valentine’s Day. You will be hard pressed to find a Valentine’s Day parade. Actually, Valentine’s Day is not even a legal holiday. All the stores and restaurants will be open like...
    I am most thankful to have had the opportunity to get a college and seminary education. There was a time in my younger life when I had a hard time seeing how any of that could ever be a possibility. My parents encouraged me to do well in school,...
    Whew. I must have said that in my head a dozen times on Thursday, Jan. 30, as I watched the students of Heirlooms Fine & Performing Arts step onto the stage. Each of them had spent weeks preparing, practicing and refining their performances, all leading up to this moment —...
    Well, I said, “Let it snow,” and it did. Thankfully, this one was no blizzard, but it was deep enough to make some snow cream. It was even big enough to be named. It was called Winter Storm Enzo. The strange thing about this snow was the further south...
    It is hard to believe that 20 years ago the first Empty Bowls of Cullman County dinner was held on Nov. 17, 2003.  From the very beginning, it was very apparent that God gathered the people together to make it happen: the potters, the culinary experts, musicians, businesses, churches,...

    COLUMN: Grandma groupies

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    I heard a rumbling noise coming from the second floor of my house. Since we almost never go up there, I thought that one of our dogs might’ve cornered a squirrel that got in through the attic. I made my way up the stairs, walked in the bedroom and...